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- heatherr--lynn
I pray I’m forgiven
For every bad decision I made
Every sister I played
‘Cause I’m still paranoid to this day
And it’s nobody fault I made the decisions I made
This is the life I chose or rather the life that chose me.
Happy birthday, J-Hov.
“Buying records cheers me up. Whenever I feel low, I buy some new records. I was so depressed today, I bought Mendelssohn’s violin concerto and Handel’s Ode for St. Cecilia’s Day.”
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Had I known he felt this way, I would have been more sad when he died. Either way, RIP.
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“Anne was getting a little chummy with me. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
And that ain’t normal! There’s something odd in that, but maybe that’s what it takes to make you feel connected to somebody. I don’t know! But I know when that red-head starts getting kooky, there’s something about me that feels alive inside. Diggin’ talking with ya. You’re a really enlightened cat and I like that about you. Think you’re a special, special man. Come in for the real thing. Get in here for the real thing. I love you. You’re a sweet man.
Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers
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- fallenangeles
“Forget the pinata parties, okay? Okay? It’s a dangerous game. You see what could happen.. You got kids swinging baseball bats around, and even if the candy comes down, then you got these vultures coming in and getting candy, stuffing it in their pockets, killing each other to get to the candy. It’s a crazy, crazy game. It’s dangerous. I don’t know how the Spaniards do it. How long have they been doing this pinata? Not one Spanish person has figured out that the pinata is a sick fucking game?!”
- Dr. John Watson:
You've been in this room for two weeks. I insist you have to get out.
- Sherlock Holmes:
There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all.
She would be my queen
I could be her king
Together
She would make me cool
And we would both rule
Forever
Prodigy
- Virginia:
When you came to, you didn't know where you were, or how to play piano, or sing, or anything from the last eight months. You had ambrosia.
- Burt:
Anemia.
- Virginia:
Anemia.
“Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications.”
