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House

Adams: How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives, and none of this?

House: 'Cause I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about.

Feb 21st

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“Everybody wanna be famous, nobody wanna put the work in.”

– Kevin Hart

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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“You are killing me, fish, the old man thought. But you have a right to. Never...”

– The Old Man and the Sea

Feb 10th

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Dreams? Shit.

Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: You crushed my dreams.
Chazz: Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
Jimmy: Zip it, Chazz! Zip it or I will punch you in your crap-lousy face!
Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

Feb 9th

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I don’t think there’s a song I enjoy...

Feb 9th

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 7th

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December 4th

I pray I’m forgiven For every bad decision I made Every sister I played ‘Cause I’m still paranoid to this day And it’s nobody fault I made the decisions I made This is the life I chose or rather the life that chose me. Happy birthday, J-Hov.

Dec 5th

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“Buying records cheers me up. Whenever I feel low, I buy some new records. I was...”

– Schroeder, “Peanuts”

Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

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“Anne was getting a little chummy with me. When people get too chummy with me, I...”

– Ron Swanson

Nov 3rd

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And that ain’t normal! There’s something odd in that, but maybe that’s what it takes to make you feel connected to somebody. I don’t know! But I know when that red-head starts getting kooky, there’s something about me that feels alive inside. Diggin’ talking with ya. You’re a really enlightened cat and I like that about you. Think you’re a...

Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

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Nov 1st

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“Forget the pinata parties, okay? Okay? It’s a dangerous game. You see what could...”

– Larry David

Oct 25th

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Dr. John Watson: You've been in this room for two weeks. I insist you have to get out.

Sherlock Holmes: There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all.

Oct 22nd

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The Coolest

She would be my queen I could be her king Together She would make me cool And we would both rule Forever

Oct 20th

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Prodigy

Virginia: When you came to, you didn't know where you were, or how to play piano, or sing, or anything from the last eight months. You had ambrosia.
Burt: Anemia.
Virginia: Anemia.

Oct 17th

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“Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell...”

– George Louis Costanza

Oct 17th

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The World At Large

The days get shorter and the nights get cold. I like the autumn but this place is getting cold. I pack up my belongings and head for the coast. It may not be a lot but I feel like I’m making the most.

Oct 17th

Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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The Strong Box

Kramer: Hey, what's going on?
Phil: Fredo is dead!
Jerry: That strange Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?
Phil: No, my bird! We just got back from the pet cemetery.
Jerry: Oh, Phil... Mrs. Phil. I'm so sorry.
Phil: Oh, I'll bet you are! They told us he was poisoned! Something in his food!
Jerry: But I- I didn't- I... Kramer, they think I killed Fredo! And who buries a bird?!
Kramer: Yeah.. Just give it to the Portuguese guy and he puts it in the incinerator.

Oct 16th

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“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

– Darth Vader

Oct 15th

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Oct 14th

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Oct 14th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 11th

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Oct 11th

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Watch

I’m with you, George.

Oct 11th

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Oct 9th

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Watch

modestmousecoloredpeople: On Tuesday, Oct. 4 around 10 p.m. Jeff Mangum, Athens native and Neutral Milk Hotel frontman, took crowds of protesters by surprise with his unexpected arrival. He then proceeded to take requests, saying “I’m here to serve you. What do you want to hear?” Songs played include: 1. Themselves (Minutemen Cover) 2. Holland, 1945 3. Ghost 4. Song Against Sex 5....

Oct 9th

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Frank's Pretty Woman

Frank: Wait for me in the back, okay?
Roxy: Okay, baby.
Sweet Dee: Hey, who's that?
Frank: That's my new girlfriend Roxy.
Dennis: Now, that woman seems like a prostitute..
Frank: That's because she is.
Charlie: You're dating a prostitute?
Frank: Not for long. I'm gonna make that whore my wife.

Sep 19th