December 2010
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Call Your Shot
There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports and it happened in the 1932 World Series. The story goes that in the bottom of the 9th inning, with two outs, a full count, and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers. Nobody believed it because nobody had ever done it before, but “The Babe” was calling his shot. On the...
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Beer League
Dennis: Look at you, bro. You're an unemployed drunk, you play softball in corduroys, and you still live with your mother.
Artie: You shave your body hair, wear Speedo's down the shore, and root for the Dallas Cowboys.
Dennis: Hey, that's America's team, asshole!
Artie: Not in Jersey, asshole! We grew up 15 minutes from Giants Stadium and you're a fuckin' Cowboys fan?!
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loveisajellyfish-deactivated201 asked: haha are you not into the cougar thing? ;)
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Old School
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
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Tattoo number seven
HAPPENS THIS WEEK. STAY. TUNED.
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“You know it’s funny what a young man recollects? ‘Cause I...”
– Forrest Gump
“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the...”
– J.D. Salinger’s A Girl I Knew. (via agirliknew)
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Chain Me Free
She was from my hometown
I’d never met her
Ditched her boyfriends
‘cause I was better
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I'd like that.
So I was thinkin’ about relationships as it pertains to songs about relationships, and uh, I was trying to think. Well, it occurred to me that the key, I figured out the key to a relationship and how to make it work. Check it out. This is- This is a tip from your Uncle John. Check it out. When you first meet somebody, you find out they like you. First of all, a friend of a friend of theirs...
“i was hoping you would. i really wish you would.”
– margo, lars & the real girl (via starlightandpoison)
Reblog if you love your dick.
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JC
It took until the 22nd time of celebrating the birth of Christ to truly comprehend what he did and understand the reasons. As if my brain were a mechanical pencil, it clicked.. Just like that.
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And He Gets The Girl..
Get up and walk up to her and say, “hi”. That’s all you gotta do is say “hi”. That’s all you gotta do. Say “hi”:
Well, I know I’m not the coolest And this might sound kind of foolish ‘Cause I know I’m not the smoothest Told myself I shouldn’t do this ‘Cause I’m not very well-suited Not the popular-ist of...
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You want the moon?
George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey- That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it and it'll all dissolve, see.. and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers, and your toes, and the ends of your hair.. Am I talking too much?
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Abilene
I fell in love with a girl of nineteen. A black-haired girl I called Abilene. “Young girl, where’s your husband?” “Sadly”, she replied, “I do not have one.” “Then it’s you I’ll marry with your parents’ permission.” “No, fine sir, they will not let me marry. For I am a young girl, and you are a man without money.”...
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