Apr 12

Origins of Vampire Mythology

• Shirley: Why do you want to know the secret to making a woman psycho?!
• Jeff: Why do we want to know how to blow up the earth? Or grow a human ear on a mouse? In case we have to, Shirley. In case we have to.

Mar 26

Mar 17

Episodes

• Merc: Oh, my! What are these little berries?! They're genius! They're like... magic berries.
• Beverly: They're actually "Loganberries."
• Merc: Loganberries! Now I want to have sex with your show and these berries!
• Beverly: When I was a little girl, my grandmother lived in Yorkshire and had Loganberries in her garden. Every summer we'd pick the berries and she'd make jam.
• Merc: Fuck! My grandmother lives in Morristown, New Jersey, and hates black people.

Mar 14

Faded From The Winter

Feb 21

House

• Adams: How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives, and none of this?
• House: 'Cause I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about.

Feb 16

“Everybody wanna be famous, nobody wanna put the work in.” — Kevin Hart

Feb 15

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: vengefulhearts

Does this mean Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet were born on the exact same day?

Feb 10

“You are killing me, fish, the old man thought. But you have a right to. Never have I seen a greater, or more beautiful, or a calmer or more noble thing than you, brother. Come on and kill me. I do not care who kills who.” —

The Old Man and the Sea

Feb 09

Dreams? Shit.

• Jimmy: I see you got fat.
• Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
• Jimmy: You crushed my dreams.
• Chazz: Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
• Jimmy: Zip it, Chazz! Zip it or I will punch you in your crap-lousy face!
• Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight!
• Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

Feb 02

heatherr—lynn:

cute.

(Source: myfreakingfuckeduplife)

Jan 21

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Jan 07

(Source: quinnfabray, via heatherr--lynn)

Dec 04

December 4th

I pray I’m forgiven

For every bad decision I made

Every sister I played

‘Cause I’m still paranoid to this day

And it’s nobody fault I made the decisions I made

This is the life I chose or rather the life that chose me.

Happy birthday, J-Hov.

Nov 04

“Buying records cheers me up. Whenever I feel low, I buy some new records. I was so depressed today, I bought Mendelssohn’s violin concerto and Handel’s Ode for St. Cecilia’s Day.” — Schroeder, “Peanuts”