“Forget the pinata parties, okay? Okay? It’s a dangerous game. You see what could happen.. You got kids swinging baseball bats around, and even if the candy comes down, then you got these vultures coming in and getting candy, stuffing it in their pockets, killing each other to get to the candy. It’s a crazy, crazy game. It’s dangerous. I don’t know how the Spaniards do it. How long have they been doing this pinata? Not one Spanish person has figured out that the pinata is a sick fucking game?!”